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UnderDO Cable Co. of Alabama becomes a proud sponsor of SHTL! Welcome aboard, UnderDO!

According to our market research, there’s nothing customers love more than to talk to the customer service departments of cable companies over the phone.  A real live person!  No pesky online tasks! That’s why UnderDO Cable Co. is the only minor cable outlet that enables and requires you to talk with customer service each time you want to change the channel.  Don’t want to watch HBO anymore, but want to see what’s happening in the world over at CNN?  Call us.  We’ll discuss it.  In most situations, we’ll be able to help you.  Want to change the volume?  No prob, amigo.  Ring us up and we’ll see what we can do.  Do you want to watch an adult feature on our Pay-Per-Push Video A La Carte Smorgo-Bord On Demand service?  For example, Hirsute Ladies of Pittsburge #24 or One-Legged Wonder Deluxe Edition (with up-n-cummin’ male star Penisaurus Rex)?  Let us handle everything.  Fill out some forms, change your tax info, and once we double-check with your grandmother with a few flicks of the “Changer” and step-by-step guidance by Florence or one of our cust. serv. experts, you’re in business!

UnderDO Cable.  “Because Overdoing is Underdoing.”  An affiliate of Alabama Confederation of Cable Companies, LTD.

Under exclusive contract, UnderDO cable is now an official sponsor of Somebody Hit The Lights! and its sister websites.

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Posted by Lights! Editorial Staff on Nov 27 2009 Filed under Our Feature Presentation. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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