The New Trend: X-Rated Movies Based on Actual, Obscure Documentaries
It's the latest thing in the pornographic industry:
1. We Live In Pubic - the documentary about Postmodern media that wowed 'em at Sundance is now a hot as heck reality porn guaranteed to raise your Derrida.
2. Capturing The Piedmonts - the tragic real life story about Long Island Jews and child molestation is transformed into a veritable erotic-a-go-go...actually, scratch that.
3. Man On Fire - the charming doc about the derring-do of a (French?) high-wire artist who amazed a city by walking the tightrope between the twin towers becomes a barn burner that will raise your towers...again, um, scratch that one too.
4. The King of Dong, or A Fistful of Cum, a.k.a. Video Game Lovers with Asberger's and Huge Cocks - the riveting story of retro video game afficionados that has become a cult hit on DVD is now the story of large penises.
5. Fuckmehard 9/11 a.k.a Ficktensheut du Nein 11 (German version) a.k.a. Celsius Rising in My Pants: the controversial Michael Moore movie, the most successful documentary of all time that had liberals cheering, has been remade as a cheer-inducing liberal dose of hot socialist fellatio.
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Posted by Lights! Editorial Staff
on Mar 1 2010 Filed under Cumming Soon, On The Marquee, Our Feature Presentation.
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